I'm actually Kate Middleton

gossipinq:
“its october 3rd
”

gossipinq:

its october 3rd

bossypants:
“ Source
”

bossypants:

Source

  • watching a medical show
    Me:
  • it's a liver tumor
    Doctor:
  • looks at how long I have left of the episode
    Me:
  • *sees there's more than 10 minutes left*
    Me:
  • no it's not
    Me:

starlightsoftness:

One thing I’ve learned: when people end whatever they’re saying with “idk, I’m probably not making any sense,” it usually means they are telling you something very close and personal to them, something that’s such an integral part of their being that they have trouble putting it into words that do it justice.

vampireswillbutthurtyou:

don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song

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rosebeaches:

lmao no offense.. but what’s the point of being mean to people for no reason

ruisi:

walking thru the streets late at night would be so Good and calming if I didn’t have to be scared of every man and car I see after 8pm